Frasier (TV Series)

When a Man Loves Two Women (1999)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Say, Dad, you remember that woman I went out with on Valentine's Day but I wasn't quite sure if it was a romantic thing?

  Martin Crane : Yeah, that new publicity woman at the station.

  Frasier : Yes, Cassandra Stone. Well, I asked her out again last night and I got my answer.

  Martin Crane : Oh, I'm sorry, Fras'.

  Frasier : No, I'm not finished!

  Martin Crane : That's the spirit. You hang in there.

  Daphne Moon : You know, Dr. Crane, someone once said that long periods of abstinence can actually refresh the soul.

  Cassandra Stone : [Cassandra enters in a blue robe]  Morning, everyone!

  Frasier : Yes. Well, that someone was me and I was full of it!

• Frasier : Oh, morning, Dad.

  Martin Crane : Everything go alright with Faye last night? She didn't take the breakup too hard, did she?

  Frasier : Not really.

  Martin Crane : Well, I'm sure she realizes, pretty as she is, that she won't be alone for long.

  Faye Moskowitz : [Faye enters in the blue robe]  Good morning, Martin!

  Martin Crane : What'd I tell you?

• Frasier : Oh, good morning.

  Daphne Moon : Morning.

  Martin Crane : I didn't hear you come in last night. You have a date?

  Daphne Moon : [Frasier comes back from the kitchen holding up two mugs]  Well, I guess that answers that.

  Martin Crane : Well, ease up there, Cassandra's a great gal - women like her don't come along every day.

  Faye Moskowitz : [Faye enters, wearing the same blue robe Cassandra wore the previous day]  Morning!

  Daphne Moon : No, they certainly don't!

• Martin Crane : Well, my vote sure goes for Cassandra.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, you would say that. Any young woman who shows you any attention, you're ready to sign over your pension check. I think he should go for Faye.

  Martin Crane : Oh Faye, Faye, if he wants some boring, artsy-fartsy conversation, he's got Niles.