Frasier (TV Series)

When a Man Loves Two Women (1999)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Frasier : Say, Dad, you remember that woman I went out with on Valentine's Day but I wasn't quite sure if it was a romantic thing?

  Martin Crane : Yeah, that new publicity woman at the station.

  Frasier : Yes, Cassandra Stone. Well, I asked her out again last night and I got my answer.

  Martin Crane : Oh, I'm sorry, Fras'.

  Frasier : No, I'm not finished!

  Martin Crane : That's the spirit. You hang in there.

  Daphne Moon : You know, Dr. Crane, someone once said that long periods of abstinence can actually refresh the soul.

  Cassandra Stone : [Cassandra enters in a blue robe]  Morning, everyone!

  Frasier : Yes. Well, that someone was me and I was full of it!

• Frasier : Oh, good morning.

  Daphne Moon : Morning.

  Martin Crane : I didn't hear you come in last night. You have a date?

  Daphne Moon : [Frasier comes back from the kitchen holding up two mugs]  Well, I guess that answers that.

  Martin Crane : Well, ease up there, Cassandra's a great gal - women like her don't come along every day.

  Faye Moskowitz : [Faye enters, wearing the same blue robe Cassandra wore the previous day]  Morning!

  Daphne Moon : No, they certainly don't!

• Martin Crane : Well, my vote sure goes for Cassandra.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, you would say that. Any young woman who shows you any attention, you're ready to sign over your pension check. I think he should go for Faye.

  Martin Crane : Oh Faye, Faye, if he wants some boring, artsy-fartsy conversation, he's got Niles.

• Daphne Moon : What, you mean you're dating both of them?

  Frasier : No, I didn't intend to. It's just that - well, I ran into Faye yesterday and I was about to tell her about Cassandra. It's just that we were enjoying our coffee so much that coffee turned into dinner, and then dinner turned into drinks, and then drinks turned into, well... coffee again!