- Daniel Desario: What do you make of me?
- Harris Trinsky: Excuse me?
- Daniel Desario: [sigh] Well, if someone asked you, "What do you think of Daniel Desario?" What would you say? Would you say he's a loser?
- Harris Trinsky: No. No, you're not a loser, 'cause you have sex. But, if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.
- Neal Schweiber: [seeing Sam in the Parisian nightsuit] Oh, my God. I guess Elvis hasn't left the building.
- Bill Haverchuck: Hey, don't make fun of him. That's a Parisian nightsuit, in case you didn't know.
- Sam Weir: Hey, you guys...
- Gordon Crisp: [interrupting] A Parisian? Ooh la la!
- Neal Schweiber: No, no. It's a jumpsuit. My grandpa in Fort Lauderdale wears them all the time because he's too lazy to put on pants.