The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
All Guts, No Glory (1993)
Jim Meskimen: Prof. Jeremy Mansfield
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Quotes
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Prof. Jeremy Mansfield : Here's an oldie but a goodie. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's there to see it or hear it, does it make a sound?
William 'Will' Smith : Yes, yes, it does. Well, no, no it doesn't. Well, how *big* is the tree? Or how far away is this tree from the subway? And how far away is the woods from the ghetto? If the tree falls on a gopher, does the sound that the gopher makes count? What if it fall on Uncle Phil and he hurt the tree?
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Prof. Jeremy Mansfield : [to Will] Can I get by?
William 'Will' Smith : Not with those looks.
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Prof. Jeremy Mansfield : [to Will] Nothing like that minimum-wage humor.
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Prof. Jeremy Mansfield : [Will wants to participate in class after dropping it] Mr. Smith, I can't see or hear you since you are no longer here.
[pushes him to the door]
William 'Will' Smith : Oh but you can *shove* me, right?