The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Asses to Ashes (1992)

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

Quotes 

• Vivian Banks : Carlton, take out the garbage.

  Carlton Banks : I did it last week. It's the Terminator's turn.

• Carlton Banks : I figured it out Will. I'm gonna get Dad what he always wanted.

  William 'Will' Smith : What, a Pizza Hut in the garage?

  Carlton Banks : *Better*. I'm gonna clench the election by getting an influential person to endorse him. Watch and learn.

  [picks up phone, clears throat] 

  Carlton Banks : Hello, is President Bush there?

  [beat] 

  Carlton Banks : Carlton... . Carlton Banks.

  [beat] 

  Carlton Banks : It's personal.

  William 'Will' Smith : [Will grabs the phone and covers over the receiver]  Carlton, are you by any chance an idiot?

  Carlton Banks : [grabs the phone back]  "Not available"? Perhaps you should let George know that as alternate assistant treasurer to the Bel-Air junior Republicans, I'm in a position to scratch his back if he'll scratch mine. Capisce?

  [beat] 

  Carlton Banks : Hello?