The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Asses to Ashes (1992)
Sherman Hemsley: Judge Carl Robertson
Quotes
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Judge Carl Robertson : That was fun. There goes Philip Banks, the biggest sap that ever lived! What a stooge.
Will : Excuse me?
Judge Carl Robertson : He's a sap, a dope, a loser! He never had what it takes and he never will! Isn't that right?
Will : I think you should take that back, man!
Judge Carl Robertson : You do?
Will : Yeah, I do!
Judge Carl Robertson : Well, I think you should run along and play. And don't get involved in politics until you're a big boy!
Will : At least my uncle stands for something!
Judge Carl Robertson : Really? And what would that be? A buffet?
[he laughs]
Will : My uncle fights for what he believes in...
Judge Carl Robertson : Shame on me.
Will : My uncle's three times the man you will ever be!
Judge Carl Robertson : [scoffs] He's got my vote!
[laughs]
Will : And another thing: Everything you said in your campaign was a lie! You have no integrity, no decency, and you're really, really short! And I'll tell you another thing, if you don't like it, man, you can drop dead!
[Judge Robertson suddenly gasps and drops down to the floor dead]
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William 'Will' Smith : At least my uncle stands for something.
Judge Carl Robertson : What? A buffet?
