- William 'Will' Smith: Come on, Ashley, let's write our letters to Santa.
- Ashley Banks: Will, don't you have something better to do with your Christmas vacation than writing some silly letter?
- William 'Will' Smith: Come on, Ashley, you can help me with mine. How do you spell Vanessa Williams?
- Philip Banks: Ashley's right. What are we fighting about? We all used to love Christmas, now we take everything so seriously.
- William 'Will' Smith: Thanks a lot, Ash. Now I'll never find out what Santa gets for Christmas.
- Ashley Banks: He doesn't really get an actual gift, Will. He gets love from all the kids around the world.
- William 'Will' Smith: Really? What a Gyp.
- Ashley Banks: Come on, Will. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus.
- William 'Will' Smith: Wait a minute, there is no *Milli Vanilli* but there definitely is a Santa Claus!