The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Eyes on the Prize (1992)

Perry Moore: Tyriq Johnson

Quotes 

• Bob Eubanks : What is the capital of Ohio?

  [Tyriq buzzes in] 

  Bob Eubanks : Tyriq.

  Tyriq : That would be the capital "O", Bob.

• William 'Will' Smith : You're not still mad at each other about the watch thing?

  Tyriq : He sold me a fake Rolex.

  Jazz : You paid with a fake twenty.

  William 'Will' Smith : Now first of all

  [turns to Tyriq] 

  William 'Will' Smith : you should have known it was fake when you saw that the warranty was only for two hours.

  [turns to Jazz] 

  William 'Will' Smith : And you should have known that the Jackson on a twenty ain't Jermaine.

• Jazz : [Will and Jazz are talking in the living room when Tyriq walks in]  What are you doing here?

  Tyriq : Hey, wait a minute, you're the one who sold me that fake Rolex!

  Jazz : Well, you're the one who gave me that fake $20!

• Carlton : You see, what Will is trying to say is, and let me choose my words carefully...

  [pause] 

  Carlton : You guys are stupid!

  Will : Look, that is *not* what I'm trying to say!

  [to Jazz and Ty] 

  Will : Look, it's like this, y'all. It's like, with Carlton...

  [to Carlton] 

  Will : Carlton, who is Captain Kangaroo's friend?

  Carlton : Mr. Green Jeans...

  Will : How many players on a cricket team?

  Carlton : Eleven...

  Will : Letters not on a phone dial?

  Carlton : "Q" and "Z"...

  Will : Best Picture, 1936?

  Carlton : The Great Ziegfeld...

  Will : The third wife of Julius Caesar?

  Carlton : Calpurnia...

  Will : [turns back to Jazz and Ty]  You see?

  Tyriq : [after a long pause]  Yeah, I see. You think we're stupid!

  Jazz : [sarcastically towards Will]  Well, I guess I better be going but I guess I'm too *stupid* to find the door!