- Carlton Banks: I'm telling you, Dad. That hex is gonna pick us off one by one, and we'll all end up on Unsolved Mysteries.
- Carlton Banks: [returns from trick-or-treating] I made a killing, 26 Milky Ways, and the Democrats say there's a recession.
- [scoffs]
- Carlton Banks: I'm going as Macaulay Culkin, he's my idol, you know why?
- William 'Will' Smith: Cuz y'all the same height?