The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is (1993)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks
Quotes
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William 'Will' Smith : Man, you don't know how lucky you are. You can be with your father whenever you want. You can eat with him and argue with him; he's there for you. You know where my father is?
Carlton Banks : [meekly] No.
William 'Will' Smith : Neither do I.
Carlton Banks : Look, I don't wanna see my father with tubes up his nose, okay?
William 'Will' Smith : Carlton, there's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose.
Carlton Banks : Not my father!
William 'Will' Smith : Everybody's father! Except mine, cause I don't know where the hell he is!
Carlton Banks : You don't understand, Will.
William 'Will' Smith : Yes, I do. You're selfish.
[he walks away disappointed]
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Carlton Banks : It's pointless for Dad to get this extra life insurance. He'll probably outlive all of us.
William 'Will' Smith : Only if he eats us first.
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[Carlton visits Phil in the hospital after he has a heart attack]
Carlton : Hey, dad. I would have come sooner but... I couldn't stand to see you like this. I mean, you're like Superman to me.
Phillip Banks : Yeah, and cheeseburgers are my kryptonite, huh?