The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

How I Spent My Summer Vacation (1992)

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

Quotes 

• Will : You all trying to play me like that, right?

  [to Carlton] 

  Will : What if he told you that you couldn't wear plaid anymore?

  Carlton : Don't joke about that, Will.

  Will : [to Hilary]  What if he told you that you couldn't entertain men in the Jacuzzi anymore?

  Vivian : When did you have a man in the Jacuzzi?

  Hilary : This isn't about me. It's about Will.

• Vivian : [When Carlton comes home from the airport all beaten up]  Carlton, honey, what happened?

  Carlton : Will told everyone at the airport I was Bryant Gumbel.

  Will : I thought I'd get my luggage faster.

  Vivian : You poor baby, what did they do? Mob you for autographs?

  Carlton : No, five old ladies attacked me for being mean to Willard.

• Carlton : Will, you must change.

  Will : Carlton, you must grow.

• Philip Banks : [to Will about his beeper]  Get rid of that thing.

  Will : Come on, Uncle Phil, what's wrong? Do you think everybody's gonna think I'm a drug dealer? Why wouldn't they think I'm a doctor?

  Carlton : [takes Will's hat off, showing off his hair]  'Cause everyone knows Buckwheat never went to medical school.