"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe (TV Episode 1992) - Alfonso Ribeiro as Carlton Banks

Vivian Banks : Carlton, being a teenage parent is very hard and you have already proved yourself irresponsible by getting yourself into this mess. How are you gonna raise him, feed him, educate him?

Carlton Banks : Wait. You guys aren't gonna take care of us?

Vivian Banks : Hold me back, Phillip!

[lunges toward Carlton]

William 'Will' Smith : Stand back, y'all! I got a banana and if either of you take one more step, I'll fill both of ya with potassium.
William 'Will' Smith : [to Carlton] You know that model in all them Hugo Boss ads?

Carlton Banks : Yeah?

William 'Will' Smith : You don't look nothing like him.
Carlton Banks : [to the baby] Here comes Mr. Ducky! Doesn't he quack you up?

[the baby throws the toy]

Carlton Banks : Wow, if I could make a throw like that, they wouldn't have made me play on the girls' team.
Carlton Banks : I'm a virgin.

Groom : It's nice to know someone still is.
[the girl Carlton was supposed to marry leaves him at the altar]

Carlton : When she told her parents she was going to marry me, they came and got her right away.

Will : What if the kid's yours?

Carlton : He's not.

Will : Come on, Carlton. Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks