- Will: Aunt Viv, I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion.
- Vivian Banks: Good!
- Will: And guess what's in here?
- [holds up a small case wallet]
- Carlton: It's Round, Rubber and You'll never use it?
- Will: Carlton, can we please keep your hand puppet out of this? Look, it's a California's driver's license.
- Frank: [Vy is sad she doesn't have a boyfriend, Frank is white] Oh, Vy, I have a single brother. Well, actually he's not a brother. Well, he is a brother because he's my brother. But he's just not your kind of brother. Oh, brother.