- [Will and Carlton are out on a ledge when the counselor joins them]
- Counselor: Don't panic. I'm with the Crisis Intervention Unit. You're young; You're young.
- [pulls out an index card and reads it]
- Counselor: 'And you have everything to live for.'
- William 'Will' Smith: Just get us down.
- Counselor: There you go putting the cart before the horse.
- [reads from the card again]
- Counselor: Now hand me the baby.
- William 'Will' Smith: What you talking about, we ain't got no baby, man.
- Counselor: Oh. My bad.
- William 'Will' Smith: Get out of the way, fool!
- Counselor: Hey, there's no need for name calling. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a fifty foot fall will kill y'all.
- [smiles]
- Counselor: I made that up myself.
- William 'Will' Smith: That civil service exam is real easy, isn't it?
- Will: [Will and Carlton are being chased by Mad Dog and run out the window on to the balcony screaming. Mad Dog gets stuck in the window] Ha ha ha ha, look, he's stuck! I bet you wish you hadn't have gone off that Slim Fast now, huh?
- Mad Dog: Eventually, you'll have to come back inside!
- Will: Yeeaaahhh! Shut up and get back inside, you're stretching the building!