"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" P.S. I Love You (TV Episode 1992) - Will Smith as Will Smith

Vivian Banks : [about Will's motorcycle] How did this get on the patio?

Will Smith : Oh, no, no, don't worry, Aunt Viv. I was careful from when I drove it through the house.

Vivian Banks : I mean, where did it come from?

Will Smith : The Harley factory.

Vivian Banks : Well, it came from Lindsey, didn't it? Now, what I wanna know is what does she get in return?

Will Smith : Well, all the rides she wants, Aunt Viv.

Vivian Banks : Well, you are acting like a pimp!

Will Smith : Oh, come on. Hold it now. That is totally unfair, Aunt Viv. If a man was buying a woman all these gifts nobody would have anything to say about it, right?

Vivian Banks : No, no, honey, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. If you don't care for someone, you shouldn't accept gifts and it diminishes you every time you accept something from Lindsey. Now, you were not raised that way, boy and you know it. Now, you know what you need to do, don't you?

Will Smith : Yeah, put out. I know, I know, I know. I give all this stuff back.

Vivian Banks : And?

Will Smith : I got to be honest with her.

Vivian Banks : And you know that's right.
Will Smith : If I keep the bike, I'm a pimp. If I give it back, I'm a damn fool! Ah, well, pimp it is.

Will Smith: Will Smith