- William 'Will' Smith: [to Dee Dee] Would you ever wear white after Labor Day?
- Dee Dee: If it's clean and I can button it, I'll wear anything.
- William 'Will' Smith: [surprised at seeing Dee Dee at the dance with another guy] I thought...
- Dee Dee: You thought just cuz I'm not a size 6 that nobody else would want to ask me out.
- Carlton Banks: [to Will] There's a curse on me. All the good tuxes have been rented and when I put my shoes down, a Labrador came and took off with them. What else could go wrong?
- William 'Will' Smith: What about that big 'ol zit on your nose?
- Carlton Banks: Aahhh!
- William 'Will' Smith: [to Kellogg] Hey, Cornflake. Remind me on Monday to talk about they' guys' mamas.
- William 'Will' Smith: [to Tyriq] Bring me a large pepperoni pizza and two large Cokes.
- Tyriq: That covers your date. How about you?
- Vivian Banks: Uhhhh I can't feel it yet Philip.
- Philip Banks: Um move over to the right baby
- William 'Will' Smith: Gee I'm coming downstairs I hope no one is getting busy