The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

The Cold War (1992)

Will Smith: Will Smith

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Quotes 

• Carlton Banks : [to Will]  Why don't you act like an adult?

  William 'Will' Smith : Why don't you look like one?

• Carlton Banks : [to Will]  Why don't you go live with Paula while you're sick?

  William 'Will' Smith : She already asked her parents. They said no.

• Ashley Banks : Will, just a week ago, she was Carlton's girlfriend. Doesn't that mean anything to you?

  William 'Will' Smith : Yes, Ashley. It means she's having a better week.

• Philip Banks : [to Will]  I had a case very similar to what you are telling me just a while ago. This guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours before they broke up.

  William 'Will' Smith : He waited that long?

  Philip Banks : This other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.

  William 'Will' Smith : Dead?

  Philip Banks : No, let's say he is two olives short of a martini.

  William 'Will' Smith : OHHHH!

• William 'Will' Smith : [sneezes] 

  Carlton Banks : Okay, Will, I'm onto you.

  William 'Will' Smith : Look, Carlton, man. I have no idea what you are talking about.

  Carlton Banks : I'm not stupid, Will. It's all coming together. The runny nose, the watery eyes. You just couldn't keep your hands to yourself.

  William 'Will' Smith : Look, look, Carlton. Now, I know you are sick, probably a little delirious now. You probably had one too many of those children's aspirin or something.

  Carlton Banks : That piece was mine.

  William 'Will' Smith : You ain't get to get all nasty.

  Carlton Banks : You shouldn't have done it, Will.

  William 'Will' Smith : I know, I know, Carlton. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have taken Paula out. You're right, man. She was coming onto me. I just couldn't resist, man.

  Carlton Banks : Paula? I was talking about that last piece of cheesecake.

  William 'Will' Smith : [looks around and starts stammering]  Uh, so was I. See, you ain't hip to it. See in Philly, we name our food, right? Like cheesecake is Paula and uh, a Snack Pack is Boomsheeka.

  [looks toward the camera and speaks into it] 

  William 'Will' Smith : I can't see him, you can. Is he buying it?

  Carlton Banks : [folds his arms and sneers at Will] 

• Philip Banks : [looks at an envelope]  Oh, my gosh!

  Vivian Banks : What is it? A boy or a girl?

  Philip Banks : This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000 dollars. This baby's costing me a fortune.

  William 'Will' Smith : Congratulations, you're having a Hilary.

• Carlton : Why don't you act like an adult?

  Will : Why don't you *look* like one?

• Will : [to Carlton]  You've gone over the line. You don't never call a dude's Mom.

  Carlton : Oh, so, it's ok to steal a guy's girlfriend so long as you don't tell his mommy about it?

  Will : No, no. This is serious. Even in ancient times, they would kill your cattle, they would burn your village and they would stone your family, but they wouldn't never tell your mother, man.