- Will: I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. I know he was your boy and all. It's kinda like how I felt when I found out that Kermit the Frog was nothing but a piece of green felt with someone's hand up his butt.
- Will: Your fraternity was called Pi Nu?
- Phillip Banks: Yes...
- Will: [trying not to laugh] So... that made you, like... a Pie Man?
- Phillip Banks: Yes...
- Will: So, I guess you hung out with the girls from Beta Crocker?
- Will: [to Ernest as he leaves] That's right. You'd best to press on before you get straight molly-wopped up in here!
- Hilary Banks: I'm meeting my date. What a small world. Now get away. Hershey's Kiss should be here any minute.
- Carlton Banks: Hershey's Kiss? Oh, for crying out loud, Hillary, I'm Hershey's Kiss.
- Hilary Banks: You too? What are the odds?
- Carlton Banks: Hillary, work with me here. I'm Hershey's Kiss, you're Brown Sugar. We're here to date each other.
- Hilary Banks: What are you saying?
- Carlton Banks: I'm dating my own sister.