The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Where There's a Will, There's a Way: Part 1 (1993)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks
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Quotes
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Philip Banks : [to Will as he walks into the room] Excuse me! Is this what you've been telling my boy? That life is one big orgy?
[backs Carlton and Will in a corner]
Philip Banks : Well, college is hard work, son! And after that, a family, which is even more hard work, and a teenage daughter who doesn't want to be seen in public with you, and a wife, a wife, who won't let anywhere near her, and a butler, a butler who may be the father of your child! And a gardener, a gard...
Carlton Banks : Dad!
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Carlton Banks : [about his date] I'm not bringing her anywhere near you.
William 'Will' Smith : I'm your cousin.
Carlton Banks : The cousin that stole every woman I ever had.
William 'Will' Smith : Oh, please. I stole one girl.
Carlton Banks : My point exactly.
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Philip Banks : [to Carlton] I don't want you to move out.
Carlton Banks : Sorry, Dad, I have to go.
Philip Banks : No, you don't.
Carlton Banks : Will says I do. He said it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.
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Carlton Banks : [Whispering to Will who has been out getting their stolen stuff back] This is Jacqueline
William 'Will' Smith : [Also whispering] This is the TV
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Phillip Banks : Carlton, you don't have to do anything.
Carlton : Will says I do. He says it's time for me to leave the nest and start having sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it!