The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Where There's a Will, There's a Way: Part 1 (1993)
James Avery: Philip Banks
Quotes
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Philip Banks : [to Will as he walks into the room] Excuse me! Is this what you've been telling my boy? That life is one big orgy?
[backs Carlton and Will in a corner]
Philip Banks : Well, college is hard work, son! And after that, a family, which is even more hard work, and a teenage daughter who doesn't want to be seen in public with you, and a wife, a wife, who won't let anywhere near her, and a butler, a butler who may be the father of your child! And a gardener, a gard...
Carlton Banks : Dad!
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Philip Banks : What is it about me that baby doesn't like? Is it my beard? Because if it is, I'll shave it off right now.
Vivian Banks : Don't you dare. I love the way that beard feels.
Philip Banks : Hmph. I'm surprised you remember.
Vivian Banks : Sweetheart, it hasn't been that long since we've made love, has it?
Geoffrey : Five months this Tuesday.
[Vivian and Phil stare at him, and he shrugs]
Geoffrey : Thin walls.
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Philip Banks : [to Carlton] I don't want you to move out.
Carlton Banks : Sorry, Dad, I have to go.
Philip Banks : No, you don't.
Carlton Banks : Will says I do. He said it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.
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Philip Banks : Hilary, I think there's something you need to ask yourself.
Hilary Banks : Oh, I already did. I'm registering at Tiffany's.
Philip Banks : No, no. Do you love Trevor?
Hilary Banks : Love? What's love got to do with it? I'm having a wedding!
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Phillip Banks : Carlton, you don't have to do anything.
Carlton : Will says I do. He says it's time for me to leave the nest and start having sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it!