The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Who's the Boss? (1994)
Will Smith: Will Smith
Quotes
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Carlton Banks : Look, don't you see, Will? We've got these people by the textbooks. We can charge and pretty much do whatever we want.
William 'Will' Smith : This is like sex to you, isn't it?
Carlton Banks : Yes.
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Philip Banks : This is an outrage.
William 'Will' Smith : Look, Uncle Phil. I swear that dent was in the car before I hit that mailbox.
Philip Banks : What dent?
William 'Will' Smith : Exactly. So what was you saying?
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William 'Will' Smith : Hey, hey, hey. What up, dog?
Carlton Banks : Dog? Will, this is a place of business, not a kennel.
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William 'Will' Smith : [to a female customer] My name's Will. Welcome to The Peacock where our motto is, "Girl, whatever you got, I want it."
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Carlton Banks : [to Will] Listen, as your boss, I'm not gonna tolerate that kind of insubordination.
William 'Will' Smith : You're not my boss. You're just some butt-kissing, apple-a-day suck up that got lucky.
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Hilary Banks : Those newsletter bozos put up a big "Honk If You Hate Hilary" billboard right at the corner of Sunset and Doheny.
William 'Will' Smith : Oh, damn. That mean they took down the "Naughty Nightie" girl.