The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Will Is from Mars... (1995)
Sherman Hemsley: George Jefferson
Quotes
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Dr. Whitehorn : Tonight, why don't we begin with a simple exercise? I'd like each one of you to say three things you like about your partner. Okay? George, why don't you start?
[silence]
George Jefferson : Well?
George Jefferson : Well what?
Louise Jefferson : The man said to name three things you like about me.
George Jefferson : Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!
[Will breaks out laughing, then stops when he sees Lisa glaring at him]
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Dr. Whitehorn : Hello, Louise, George.
George Jefferson : Hello, Whitie.
Dr. Whitehorn : No, it's Dr. Whitehorn.
George Jefferson : Yeah, yeah, Horny, where do you want me to sit?
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George Jefferson : [about Will and Lisa] And I thought I had it bad!
Louise Jefferson : And it's about to get WORSE!
[pinches George]
George Jefferson : OW!
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[first words]
George Jefferson : Get the lead out, Weezy!
Louise Jefferson : I'm walking as fast as I can, George!
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William 'Will' Smith : [about Louise] Man, she always been like that?
George Jefferson : Nah, she used to be mean!
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George Jefferson : [about his marriage to Louise] We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!
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Will : It's woman like her why God made darkness.
George Jefferson : [laughs] Hey? Are you insulting my wife?
Will : Wait... hold up, cul-de-sac... I think you need to chill. I'm twice your size, and half your age, so you need to just back off.
George Jefferson : Your mama!
Will : [Will drops his cookies from his hands] I know you ain't talking about my mama!
George Jefferson : Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to *everybody*! And still... he still not as fat as your fat mama!
[walks away]
Will : [Will runs to him and hits him with a bat]