The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Will Is from Mars... (1995)

Don Lake: Dr. Whitehorn

Quotes 

• Dr. Whitehorn : Tonight, why don't we begin with a simple exercise? I'd like each one of you to say three things you like about your partner. Okay? George, why don't you start?

  [silence] 

  George Jefferson : Well?

  George Jefferson : Well what?

  Louise Jefferson : The man said to name three things you like about me.

  George Jefferson : Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!

  [Will breaks out laughing, then stops when he sees Lisa glaring at him] 

• Dr. Whitehorn : Hello, Louise, George.

  George Jefferson : Hello, Whitie.

  Dr. Whitehorn : No, it's Dr. Whitehorn.

  George Jefferson : Yeah, yeah, Horny, where do you want me to sit?

• [Will gets into a fight with George Jefferson] 

  Dr. Whitehorn : Stop it, stop it right now! Stop, or I'll charge you double!

  [the fight goes on anyway] 

• [trying in vain to stop the fights] 

  Dr. Whitehorn : You're missing the whole point here! Stop it, stop it right now! You're supposed to verbalize, not beat each other up! We might as well be taking karate!