The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Will Is from Mars... (1995)
Isabel Sanford: Louise Jefferson
Quotes
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[observing the fight with their partners]
Louise Jefferson : That is so juvenile!
Lisa Wilkes : I know, and I have never seen anything so STUPID!
Louise Jefferson : You calling my husband stupid? Honey, the only thing stupid here is your big-eared boyfriend, he looks like a car coming down the road with both doors open!
Lisa Wilkes : Okay, WEEZY, it's on now!
Louise Jefferson : All right, sister, bring it on!
[start their own fight]
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Dr. Whitehorn : Tonight, why don't we begin with a simple exercise? I'd like each one of you to say three things you like about your partner. Okay? George, why don't you start?
[silence]
George Jefferson : Well?
George Jefferson : Well what?
Louise Jefferson : The man said to name three things you like about me.
George Jefferson : Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!
[Will breaks out laughing, then stops when he sees Lisa glaring at him]
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Louise Jefferson : [as she's hitting George] THIS is for my momma! And THIS is for calling me Weezy, when you KNOW I'm sensitive about my asthma!
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George Jefferson : [about Will and Lisa] And I thought I had it bad!
Louise Jefferson : And it's about to get WORSE!
[pinches George]
George Jefferson : OW!
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[first words]
George Jefferson : Get the lead out, Weezy!
Louise Jefferson : I'm walking as fast as I can, George!