The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

You've Got to Be a Football Hero (1993)

Will Smith: Will Smith

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Quotes 

• William 'Will' Smith : That's quite an arm you got on you.

  Billy : I know, I was going to play for the Dodgers.

  William 'Will' Smith : Maybe you will some day.

  [pause] 

  William 'Will' Smith : Billy, how did you die?

  Billy : I was playing ball in my yard, this car jumped the curve and came at me. The driver was drunk.

• William 'Will' Smith : [Jim offers Will a cigarette]  Ah no thanks dude, I don't smoke, and neither should you for that matter... I just gave a health tip to a dead guy.

• William 'Will' Smith : No offense but y'all died for some pretty stupid reasons.

  Judith : Now that's where you're wrong. We may have paid the ultimate price, but we had everybody's respect.

  William 'Will' Smith : Yes, their LAST respects.

• William 'Will' Smith , Jackie Ames : You know what? You ain't ever gonna change! I'm getting the last word! Oh, no, you're not! Oh, yes, I am! DAMN!

• Carlton Banks : Freeze! Will, what the heck do you think you're doing? You can't drink!

  William 'Will' Smith : Why not?

  Carlton Banks : Because you're underage. It's against the law, mister!

  William 'Will' Smith : Thank you, McGruff the Crime Dog.

• Jim : Drinking contests are nowheresville. You want to prove yourself you do a chicken run. You and this other guy race towards a cliff, first one to jump is chicken. That's how I got here, I won.

  William 'Will' Smith : Let's see, you drove off a cliff, the other dude who didn't is probably laying up under your girl, and you're here for eternity playing poker with no chips. Way to go.

  Jim : Hey, he called me yellow!

  Judith : Oh please, Rebel without a clue. It's people like you that make me glad I never had kids.

• Carlton Banks : I'm going to drive Jackie home, hand over your car keys.

  William 'Will' Smith : Okay.

  [gives Carlton a key, Carlton leaves] 

  William 'Will' Smith : Have fun driving my gym locker! Ha ha!