Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Monica Sings (2003)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : [after Chandler fixes his eyebrows]  They look great. How you doing?

• Joey Tribbiani : [about his mismatched eyebrows]  What the hell am I supposed to do?

  Chandler Bing : I'll help you out but you have to promise you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you.

  Joey Tribbiani : What? What?

  Chandler Bing : Okay. You know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage? Well, I earned mine by plucking the eyebrows of my father and his "business partners."

  [referring to his drag queen father's friends] 

  Joey Tribbiani : [laughing]  Oh, my god.

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, well, I guess you don't need my help, Victor Victoria.

  Joey Tribbiani : No, no, no. I do. I do. I need your help. But, Chandler, I don't know if I can take any more plucking. It hurt so bad.

  Chandler Bing : Not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.

• Joey Tribbiani : I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.

  The Receptionist : Name?

  Joey Tribbiani : Chandler Bing.