Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits (2003)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
Quotes
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Joey : Hey, finished my recommendation.
[He hands it over to Chandler]
Joey : Here. And I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Chandler : [reading] I don't... uh... understand.
Joey : Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?
Monica : It doesn't make any sense.
Joey : Of course it does! It's smart! I used the the-saurus!
Chandler : On *every* word?
Joey : Yep!
Monica : Alright, what was this sentence originally?
Joey : Oh, 'They are warm, nice, people with big hearts'.
Chandler : And that became 'they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps?
Joey : Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
Monica : Hey Joey, I don't think we can use this.
Joey : Why not?
Monica : Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani.
[Joey makes an 'and-what's-wrong-with-that' look]
Monica : Hey, why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!
Chandler : You know what? You don't need a thesaurus, just write from here,
[points at his own heart]
Chandler : your full sized aortic pump.
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Joey : [about Amy] She's the hottest girl I've ever hated.
