Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits (2003)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : Ugh. I just had the worst anniversary dinner ever!

  Chandler : Really? Tell her about us, last year.

  Monica : I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a Rap song.

  Ross : Really?

  Chandler : Word.

• Joey : Hey, finished my recommendation.

  [He hands it over to Chandler] 

  Joey : Here. And I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

  Chandler : [reading]  I don't... uh... understand.

  Joey : Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?

  Monica : It doesn't make any sense.

  Joey : Of course it does! It's smart! I used the the-saurus!

  Chandler : On *every* word?

  Joey : Yep!

  Monica : Alright, what was this sentence originally?

  Joey : Oh, 'They are warm, nice, people with big hearts'.

  Chandler : And that became 'they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps?

  Joey : Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.

  Monica : Hey Joey, I don't think we can use this.

  Joey : Why not?

  Monica : Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani.

  [Joey makes an 'and-what's-wrong-with-that' look] 

  Monica : Hey, why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!

  Chandler : You know what? You don't need a thesaurus, just write from here,

  [points at his own heart] 

  Chandler : your full sized aortic pump.

• Amy Green : [offended]  Hey, you know what? This kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt.

  Monica : [argumentatively]  I'm a cool fun aunt!

  Amy Green : [rolling her eyes]  Okay...

  Chandler : Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor events.