- Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation.
- [He hands it over to Chandler]
- Joey: Here. And I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
- Chandler: [reading] I don't... uh... understand.
- Joey: Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?
- Monica: It doesn't make any sense.
- Joey: Of course it does! It's smart! I used the the-saurus!
- Chandler: On *every* word?
- Joey: Yep!
- Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally?
- Joey: Oh, 'They are warm, nice, people with big hearts'.
- Chandler: And that became 'they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps?
- Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
- Monica: Hey Joey, I don't think we can use this.
- Joey: Why not?
- Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani.
- [Joey makes an 'and-what's-wrong-with-that' look]
- Monica: Hey, why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!
- Chandler: You know what? You don't need a thesaurus, just write from here,
- [points at his own heart]
- Chandler: your full sized aortic pump.
- Rachel Green: So, how's the baby styling business going?
- Amy Green: Not that great. It's almost as if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
- Amy Green: I got you a present for letting me stay with you. Ready? Ta-dah!
- [Takes off Emma's hat and reveals her ears are pierced]
- Rachel Green: You pierced her ears?
- Amy Green: Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?