Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Rachel Green : [Rachel & Ross are making out, & Rachel feels a wet spot] Oh! Oh, honey, that's OK!
Ross : Oh... you just rolled over the juice box!
Rachel Green : Oh, thank God!
[kisses him again]
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Rachel Green : I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little... hard to follow.
Ross : I told you there was going to be subtitles.
Rachel Green : I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date.
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Ross : You have a date? Who with?
Monica : No one.
Ross : C'mon, what's his name?
Monica : Nothing.
Ross : Come on, tell me.
Monica : All right, but I'm very excited about this okay, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross : Oh, I promise. What?
Monica : It's Richard Burke.
Ross : Who's Richard Burke? Doc... Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a, uh, brother to dad.
Monica : Here we go.
Ross : No, I think it's great that he's like 50. I mean uh... he'll be an inspiration to men who are almost retired all over the world.
Monica : Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with.
Ross : Dr. Burke is sexy?
Phoebe Buffay , Rachel Green : Oh God, absolutely.