Friends (TV Series)

The One with Phoebe's Wedding (2004)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Joey Tribbiani : [officiating Phoebe and Mike's wedding]  Friends, family - dog - thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place, so I'm gonna do the short version of this.

• Joey Tribbiani : [talking privately with a thick Italian accent]  Last night I try to welcome you into my family; instead, you disrespect me. I cannot allow this.

  Mike Hannigan : Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?

  Joey Tribbiani : [scowls]  More back talk; and yes - I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for "Family Honor 2: This Time It's Personal".

  Mike Hannigan : Joe, I have a lot to do today; what'd you want?

  Joey Tribbiani : [exclaims]  I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very, very important to me, Ok? And I want to make sure you are gonna take care of her.

  Mike Hannigan : [stands]  Joe, I love Phoebe - she's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.

  Joey Tribbiani : [smiles and pats on Mike's shoulder]  That's what I wanted to hear - because she's family, OK? And now you're going to be family, and there's nothing in the whole world than family.

  Mike Hannigan : That must've been one lousy movie.

  Joey Tribbiani : [offended]  That was me!