Friends (TV Series)

The One with Princess Consuela (2004)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• [Phoebe changes her name after marrying Mike] 

  Monica : Hello, Miss Buffay.

  Phoebe : Oh, that's not my name any more.

  Monica : Oh, you changed it? Congratulations, Mrs. Hannigan.

  Phoebe : No, that's not my name either.

  Monica : What did you change your name to?

  Phoebe : Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

  Chandler : That's what we were gonna name the baby.

• Phoebe : Rita is a massage client.

  Mike Hanigan : Oh, why don't you introduce me?

  Phoebe : Rita, this is my husband.

  Mike Hanigan : Why don't you tell her my name?

  Phoebe : Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag.

  Rita - Massage Client : Crap Bag.

  Mike Hanigan : If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.

• Phoebe : Yeah, I changed my name. Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

  Mike Hanigan : What...? Well, I guess I'm gonna change my name.

  Phoebe : Oh yeah? To what?

  Mike Hanigan : Uh... Crap Bag.

• [first lines] 

  Mike Hanigan : Thank you guys for having us over.

  Phoebe : Yeah, this is fun, couples night.

  Chandler : I don't know why we don't hang out with married couples more often.

  Monica : Because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.

  Chandler : You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.