Friends (TV Series)

The One with Princess Consuela (2004)

Mary Margaret Lewis: Rita

Quotes 

• Phoebe : Rita is a massage client.

  Mike Hanigan : Oh, why don't you introduce me?

  Phoebe : Rita, this is my husband.

  Mike Hanigan : Why don't you tell her my name?

  Phoebe : Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag.

  Rita - Massage Client : Crap Bag.

  Mike Hanigan : If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.