- Dr. Ross Geller: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and, besides, Emma loves them. You know what? You should come with us and you'll see!
- Rachel Green: Ross, those things go like forty miles an hour! There's a moment when you're at the top when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to Earth!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Space *is* filled with orbiting children...
- Monica Geller-Bing: [to the adoption lady] We're so glad you're here. We're really excited about getting this process started.
- Chandler Bing: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.
- Mike Hannigan: I heard that weddings are a forty billion dollar a year industry.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah. And I'm responsible for just half of that.