Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Ick Factor (1995)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : [imitating Chandler]  OK, could that report BE any later?

  Chandler : I don't sound like that.

  Joey : Oh, yes, you do.

  Ross : The hills are alive with the sound... OF music.

• Chandler : [Phoebe ignores the phone ringing in Chandler's office]  Can you hear that?

  Phoebe : Yeah.

  Chandler : You see, that'll stop when you pick up the phone.

• Phoebe : I can be a secretary.

  Chandler : Well you know, Phebes, I don't know if it's your kind of thing because it involves a lot of being normal... for a large portion of the day.

• Rachel : Off to see young Ethan?

  Monica : Thank you.

  Joey : How young is young Ethan? Young?

  Monica : He's... our age.

  Chandler : When we were?

  Monica : Okay, he's a senior in college.

  Ross : College?

  Chandler : Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?

  Monica : No, of course not. it's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.

  Rachel : What?

  Monica : Oh, I can't pass for 22?

  Phoebe : Well, maybe 25-26.

  Monica : [getting annoyed]  I am 26.

  Phoebe : There you go.

• Phoebe : [on phone, breathy voice]  Mr. Bing's office. No, I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.

  Chandler : I'm not in a meeting! I'm right...

  Phoebe : [shushes Chandler]  Will he know what this is in reference to? And he has your number? All right, I'll see that he gets your message. Bye-bye.

• Rachel : All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh... you and I were, uh...

  Phoebe : Doing it on this table!

  Chandler : Wow!

  Joey : Excellent dream score!

• Phoebe : [has no clients]  Such a dummy. I taught this massage-yourself-at-home workshop. And they are.

• Phoebe : I can be your secretary.

  Chandler : Well, you know, Pheebs, I don't know if it's your kind of thing, because it involves being normal... for a large portion of the day.

  Phoebe : I can do that.