Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Memorial Service (2003)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
Quotes
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Chandler Bing : [updating Ross' profile on the alumni website] Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She is now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says, it's the best sex I've ever had.
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Dr. Ross Geller : I'm dead an no one cares.
Monica Geller-Bing : I look like a man!
Chandler Bing : Just one problem at a time, please. Ross, you only gave them one day's notice, of course no one's going to come in just one day. And Monica, it's probably the way you stand.
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Phoebe Buffay : When I get to the point where I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike, I'm going to come to you.
Chandler Bing : Ok, 'cause I've already thought of three. Four! I just thought of a fourth.
