Full House (TV Series)

A House Divided (1994)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : [after Michelle mentions an infestation]  Mr. Bond I can assure you there's never been a rodent or insect in this house.

  Denise : Oh it's way worse than that.

  [opens the door to Michelle's room, full of panting dogs] 

  Denise : You got an infestation of dogs!

• Lou Bond : [Teddy squirts Lou with a Super Soaker]  That's strange, I suddenly feel water on my head.

  Michelle : Told ya, leaky roof.

  Danny Tanner : Michelle, we don't have a leaky roof, it's not even raining, that's not even the roof.

  Michelle : Tell it to the guy with the wet head.