- [Kimmy walks in]
- Lou Bond: [strong English accent] You again. Who arrre you?
- Kimmy Gibbler: [imitating his accent] The next-door neigh-barrr.
- Danny Tanner: [after Michelle mentions an infestation] Mr. Bond I can assure you there's never been a rodent or insect in this house.
- Denise: Oh it's way worse than that.
- [opens the door to Michelle's room, full of panting dogs]
- Denise: You got an infestation of dogs!
- Lou Bond: [Teddy squirts Lou with a Super Soaker] That's strange, I suddenly feel water on my head.
- Michelle: Told ya, leaky roof.
- Danny Tanner: Michelle, we don't have a leaky roof, it's not even raining, that's not even the roof.
- Michelle: Tell it to the guy with the wet head.
- D.J. Tanner: You know, I remember when we first moved into this house with Mom, it looked huge, it was like a castle.
- Stephanie Tanner: Yeah, I remember when I couldn't even reach the counter top. Joey had to lift me up to reach the cookie jar.
- Joey Gladstone: Well you weren't going to find my fingerprints on the lid.