Full House (TV Series)
A Pinch for a Pinch (1990)
John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis
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Quotes
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Michelle : Uncle Jesse, Aaron stole my elephant.
Jesse : That's not right, take his cookie. If somebody does something to you, do it back.
Aaron Bailey : Hey, you stole my camel.
Michelle : It's in my tummy now. He, he, he.
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Jesse Katsopolis : Eye for an eye, a pinch for a pinch, that's the only way you survive on the streets.
Danny Tanner : What streets? Michelle's not even allowed out of the back yard!
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Stephanie Tanner : Michelle pinched me!
Jesse Katsopolis : Michelle, that wasn't nice.
Michelle Tanner : You said I could.
Jesse Katsopolis : That was because Aaron took your cookie.
Michelle Tanner : Stephanie took my lamp.
Jesse Katsopolis : Yeah but that's different, in one case someone took something of yours which was wrong, and in the other... someone took something of yours, which was also wrong...
[Stephanie raises an eyebrow at him]
Jesse Katsopolis : Oh boy...
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Danny Tanner : You pulled Michelle out of pre-school? Have you lost your mind?
Becky Donaldson : Hold on, Danny, I'm sure Jesse had a very good reason for what he did. Go ahead, Jess, tell him.
Jesse Katsopolis : Well, they were gonna make her sit in the corner.
Becky Donaldson : [looks to Danny] You're right, he's lost his mind.