Full House (TV Series)

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (in 22 Minutes) (1989)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• Stephanie Tanner : Dad, the tooth fairy left me twenty dollars!

  Danny Tanner : Twenty dollars? Wow baby!

  D.J. Tanner : This isn't fair, Dad. How come the tooth fairy never left me that kind of cash?

  Danny Tanner : Well, possibly the tooth fairy was fumbling around in the dark... and uh... accidentally took the wrong bill out of his... or her... wallet.

  D.J. Tanner : Well, I certainly hope the allowance fairy makes the same mistake.

• Danny Tanner : And I have prepared a nutritious snack of celery sticks for her little friends.

  Joey Gladstone : Mm. Celery sticks, every kids' favorite. I remember every Halloween, I used to head straight to the houses that gave out celery.