Full House (TV Series)

Dateless in San Francisco (1995)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : [Jesse arranges a romantic trip for Danny and Claire]  Is he the king of romance or what?

  Becky Katsopolis : [as he neglects their own plans]  Oh he's a royal something alright.

• Danny Tanner : [wearing a tuxedo and backpack]  How do I look?

  Joey Gladstone : Like you're going hiking with James Bond.

• Danny Tanner : I feel really bad, Jess, you spent so much time planning my night with Claire, you didn't have time to plan anything for yourselves.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Oh don't worry about us, we're an old married couple, just give us the remote, an Elvis movie on rerun and a straight path to the bathroom and we're as happy as a couple of raccoons in a Denny's dumpster.

  Becky Katsopolis : Raccoons in a dumpster?

  Jesse Katsopolis : Denny's.

  Becky Katsopolis : You have lost all romance. You went from Mr. Excitement to Mr. Rodgers!

• Danny Tanner : I got my shark repellent, emergency flares, and seasick patches.

  Becky Katsopolis : Yeah, nothing says romance like an anti-vomit tag behind your ear.