Full House (TV Series)

Fraternity Reunion (1990)

Andrea Barber: Kimmy Gibbler

Quotes 

• Kimmy Gibbler : Your dad's in the slammer?

  D.J. Tanner : Shh...!

  Kimmy Gibbler : What'd he do, dust bust a cop?

  D.J. Tanner : I don't know what he did, but I can't find Grandma or Becky, so I have to go down myself and bail him and Joey out.

  Steph : Kimmy, you're not allowed in this house for three weeks.

  Michelle : [wagging her right finger]  You're in big trouble, mister!

  D.J. Tanner : It's okay. I have to go out, so Kimmy's gonna watch you.

  Steph : Wouldn't we stand a better chance taking care of ourselves?

  D.J. Tanner : Look, I just have to run an errand.

  [horn honks] 

  D.J. Tanner : That's my cab. Don't worry, Steph. Everything will be fine.

  Michelle : What about my patty-cake?

  D.J. Tanner : I'll teach you patty-cake later.

  Michelle : Aw, nuts again.

  [D.J. exits] 

  Steph : [seriously]  What's wrong?

  Kimmy Gibbler : Never fear, Gibbler's here!

  Steph : Oh, I feel much better now

  [rolling her eyes] 

  Steph : .

• Michelle , Kimmy Gibbler : Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it, and pat it, and mark it with a "B"; then put it in the oven for you and me.

  Danny Tanner : [arriving with D.J. and Joey]  We're back.

  [All three girls' mouths drop wide open] 

  Michelle : Daddy's a girl!

  Steph : No... He's a woman.

  Kimmy Gibbler : An ugly woman.

  Danny Tanner : I guess you girls are wondering why we're wearing these clothes. Well, I can explain it all in just four words: It's all Joey's fault! So is everything okay here?

  Michelle : Kimmy taught me patty-cake.

  Steph : She's really an excellent babysitter.

  Danny Tanner : Well, I'm really happy and incredibly shocked to hear that. You girls should go to bed.

  Steph : [hugging her babysitter]  Good night, Kimmy.

  Kimmy Gibbler : Good night, Steph.

  Steph : Come on, Michelle.

  [takes her sister by the hand, but then stops] 

  Steph : I just hugged Kimmy Gibbler. Dad and Joey are in dresses.

  Michelle : What a day!

  [They exit] 

• D.J. Tanner : [Kimmy keeps changing the channel from the news to MTV]  Kimmy, we have to watch the news for this homework assignment.

  Kimmy Gibbler : The news will be old tomorrow, but the Top 10 Video Countdown's good for a week. What do you say we take this TV upstairs and put it next to the little TV, and we can watch the news and the video countdown at the same time?

  D.J. Tanner : [appalled]  Kimmy! That's...

  [thinks about it] 

  D.J. Tanner : a really good idea!