Full House (TV Series)
Fraternity Reunion (1990)
Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner
Quotes
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Kimmy Gibbler : Your dad's in the slammer?
D.J. Tanner : Shh...!
Kimmy Gibbler : What'd he do, dust bust a cop?
D.J. Tanner : I don't know what he did, but I can't find Grandma or Becky, so I have to go down myself and bail him and Joey out.
Steph : Kimmy, you're not allowed in this house for three weeks.
Michelle : [wagging her right finger] You're in big trouble, mister!
D.J. Tanner : It's okay. I have to go out, so Kimmy's gonna watch you.
Steph : Wouldn't we stand a better chance taking care of ourselves?
D.J. Tanner : Look, I just have to run an errand.
[horn honks]
D.J. Tanner : That's my cab. Don't worry, Steph. Everything will be fine.
Michelle : What about my patty-cake?
D.J. Tanner : I'll teach you patty-cake later.
Michelle : Aw, nuts again.
[D.J. exits]
Steph : [seriously] What's wrong?
Kimmy Gibbler : Never fear, Gibbler's here!
Steph : Oh, I feel much better now
[rolling her eyes]
Steph : .
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Michelle , Kimmy Gibbler : Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it, and pat it, and mark it with a "B"; then put it in the oven for you and me.
Danny Tanner : [arriving with D.J. and Joey] We're back.
[All three girls' mouths drop wide open]
Michelle : Daddy's a girl!
Steph : No... He's a woman.
Kimmy Gibbler : An ugly woman.
Danny Tanner : I guess you girls are wondering why we're wearing these clothes. Well, I can explain it all in just four words: It's all Joey's fault! So is everything okay here?
Michelle : Kimmy taught me patty-cake.
Steph : She's really an excellent babysitter.
Danny Tanner : Well, I'm really happy and incredibly shocked to hear that. You girls should go to bed.
Steph : [hugging her babysitter] Good night, Kimmy.
Kimmy Gibbler : Good night, Steph.
Steph : Come on, Michelle.
[takes her sister by the hand, but then stops]
Steph : I just hugged Kimmy Gibbler. Dad and Joey are in dresses.
Michelle : What a day!
[They exit]