- Danny Tanner: That's Annette Funicello, I watched her all the time on the Mickey Mouse Club.
- Michelle Tanner: That lady knows Mickey Mouse?
- [to Joey]
- Michelle Tanner: Give me back my autograph book!
- Jesse Katsopolis: Hey Becky, I made Joey a cake for when he gets home from his audition, 'Congrats, Joey'.
- Rebecca Katsopolis: Well sweetheart that's nice, but what if he doesn't get it?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well then we just scrape this off, 'Rats, Joey'.
- Danny Tanner: Dawn?
- Stephanie Tanner: Yeah, Dad?
- Danny Tanner: I thought we should have a little talk before we go down to the federal bureau of name changes and legally change your name. Are you absolutely sure you never wanna be Stephanie again?
- Stephanie Tanner: Absolutely! The kids don't call me Step-on-me anymore.
- Danny Tanner: But what are you gonna do when they start making fun of your new name?
- Stephanie Tanner: How could they possibly make fun of a name as beautiful as Dawn?
- Danny Tanner: Oh, I don't know. Maybe they could call you "Dawnald" Duck? Or they could say "Dawner" and Blitzen. Or they could all crowd around you and just start singing, "Dawn da-da Dawn da-da Dawn Dawn Dawn! Dawn da-da Dawn da-da Dawn Dawn Dawn! Dawn da-da Dawn da-da Dawn Dawn Dawn! Dawn da-da Dawn da-da Dawn Dawn Dawn! Da-da Dawn da-da Dawn Dawn Dawn!" Yee-haw!
- Stephanie Tanner: Dad, Dad! Uh... Now that I think about it, I think I'll stick with Stephanie.
- Danny Tanner: Oh, good, I was hoping that thought would "Dawn" on you. Sorry, I'm all "Dawn" now.
- D.J. Tanner: [Joey's trying to leave the house, everyone's after him] Uncle Jesse, stop him!
- Jesse Katsopolis: [blocks the doorway] Okay pal, there's no way you're getting out of here after what you've done.
- [looks to the others]
- Jesse Katsopolis: What did he do?
- D.J. Tanner: He said he's flying to Hollywood to get roasted peanuts.
- D.J. Tanner: Kimmy, will you quit copying my essay.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Why do think I'm copying off of you?
- D.J. Tanner: [takes Kimmy's paper and read it] "What America means to me" by * D.J. Tanner*.
- D.J. Tanner: Kimmy, will you quit copying my essay.
- Michelle Tanner: Why do think I'm copying off of you?
- D.J. Tanner: [takes Kimmy's paper and read it] "What America means to me" by * D.J. Tanner*.