Full House (TV Series)

Take My Sister, Please (1991)

John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis

Quotes 

• D.J. Tanner : Strange but true facts: Stephanie and Michelle are the exact same ages Stephanie and I were when we first started sharing a room. Isn't that amazing?

  Joey Gladstone : That IS amazing. That's like Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, and Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy!

  Jesse Katsopolis : [to Joey]  What's amazing is you're able to dress yourself in the morning.

• Jesse Katsopolis : I had a feeling you might change your mind again, especially after the second time you paged me at the market. So I bought one of every chip they had, it's the pregnancy variety pack.

  Rebecca Katsopolis : Ooh, honey, did you get any with ridges?

  Jesse Katsopolis : Ridges? What's the deal with ridges? It's like a potato chip you have to iron.