Full House (TV Series)

Take My Sister, Please (1991)

Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone

Quotes 

• D.J. Tanner : Strange but true facts: Stephanie and Michelle are the exact same ages Stephanie and I were when we first started sharing a room. Isn't that amazing?

  Joey Gladstone : That IS amazing. That's like Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, and Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy!

  Jesse Katsopolis : [to Joey]  What's amazing is you're able to dress yourself in the morning.

• Danny Tanner : I do impressions too. "Stop chasing me, ya mean cat!"

  Lisa Green : That was great! *pause* Who was that?

  Danny Tanner : That was Tom. You know, the little mouse from Tom and Jerry.

  Joey Gladstone : Tom was the cat, Jerry was the mouse, and neither one of them ever talked.