Full House (TV Series)
The Wedding: Part 1 (1991)
John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis
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Quotes
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[Becky's parents arrive]
Becky Donaldson : What took you guys so long? I thought you were right behind me.
Kenneth Donaldson : Well, we were until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.
[Jesse enters and takes off his black leather jacket]
Jesse Katsopolis : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.
Kenneth Donaldson : [points to Jesse] That's the hoodlum!
Jesse Katsopolis : [points to Kenneth] That's the walnut!
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Kenneth Donaldson : You know, you were driving a little fast there, young man.
Jesse Katsopolis : Oh, well, maybe it just seemed that way 'cause you were driving a tad on the slow side, sir.
Kenneth Donaldson : I was keeping up with the flow of traffic.
Jesse Katsopolis : Ah, but parked cars don't count as traffic.
Kenneth Donaldson : I always say better safe than sorry.
Jesse Katsopolis : And I always say moving is better than standing still.
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Jesse Katsopolis : [leaps out of the plane to skydive] Have mercy!
Joey Gladstone : [in the plane] Oh, my God. He jumped without his... Mousse!
[Jesse opens his parachute]
Jesse Katsopolis : Did I forget my mousse?