Full House (TV Series)

Yours, Mine and Ours (1992)

John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis

Quotes 

• Becky : My mother says the 60% of the body heat is lost through the head.

  Jesse : 60% of his body is his head!

• Becky : My mom wants to talk to your mom.

  Jesse : That's fine, because my mom wants to talk to your mom.

  [puts the phones together, listens to the mothers arguing] 

  Jesse : I can't take it.

  [into Becky's phone] 

  Jesse : Mom, doesn't Becky's mom squawk like a chi... hi Becky's mom! No, I didn't say squawk like a chicken, I said... talks like Charles Dickens! God bless us everyone!

  [hangs up] 

• [talking to Becky's mother] 

  Jesse : Do you really say "a hat on a head keeps a kid out of bed?" Oh.

  [makes disgusted face] 

  Jesse : Hmm? Oh, and a scarf on a throat goes great with a coat.