- [after kids reconize him as Ranger Joe]
- Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Look kids, I'd love to sign autographs, but could you wait until AFTER I'm done eating?
- [kid sneezes on Joey's food]
- Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Never mind.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Eew.
- [looks at squid]
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Why did I order this? Here, Michelle.
- Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: Eew, gross. Kill it, Daddy.
- Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: Michelle, it's already dead.
- [picks up plate and the squid has suction-cupped onto the plate]
- Daniel 'Danny' Tanner: Uh...waiter? Could you take this back to the tank.
- Becky: My mom wants to talk to your mom.
- Jesse: That's fine, because my mom wants to talk to your mom.
- [puts the phones together, listens to the mothers arguing]
- Jesse: I can't take it.
- [into Becky's phone]
- Jesse: Mom, doesn't Becky's mom squawk like a chi... hi Becky's mom! No, I didn't say squawk like a chicken, I said... talks like Charles Dickens! God bless us everyone!
- [hangs up]