- Free Waterfall Senior: Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins, but it you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it.
- Free Waterfall Senior: A good way to prevent frostbite: just put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.
- Fry: What happened?
- Dr. Zoidberg: All six thousand hulls have been breached.
- Fry: Oh, the fools! Why didn't they build it with six thousand and one hulls? When will they learn?
- Fry: No fair! Leela was training me to be captain. She even let me sit in her lap and steer... in this comic I drew.
- Dr. Zoidberg: [Grabs comic] Ooh, the new one's out.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Being a captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is the perfect candidate for the job.
- Bender: Well, I do think of human life as expendable.
- Free Waterfall Senior: If rubbing permafrost on your crotch is wrong, man, I don't want to be right.
- Leela: Why do we have to resort to non-violence? Can't we just kick their asses?
- Free Waterfall Senior: Now, little lady, those people's asses are living things too.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Now, if you'll excuse me, there is some ravioli on the floor with only two footprints on it.
- [Bender passes by]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Three footprints.
- [Drops on floor and starts eating noisily]
- Leela: Why weren't you kong donkeys outside cleaning up?
- Dr. Zoidberg: They sent us inside for doing an unsatisfactory job... and eating penguin eggs.
- Fry: You ate most of them.